Married With Metal
My wife Trudy, suggested I become a wedding celebrant. And like any good husband I did what she said.
I don't do this just for the money, but I know where you live, so don't forget to pay me :P .
I do it for the experience.
I'm well organized, have a shit tonne of stories to tell, and I don't judge.
A wedding with a twist, or should I say twisted weddings, always get a hell yeah!!
Other than doing what my wife tells me,
my interests are
Cars -
I like a wide variety of cars, a cool car is a cool car regardless of country of origin or manufacturer
I own 84 XF Fairmont X Drag car, Tubbed with a 460 BBF
67 XR Falcon, that is a long term project, is 3 years so far long term?
77 Chev Caprice Classic X Hearse, it's drivable, but rust has taken its soul :(
and a shed full of body shells on the "one day" list
Heavy Metal
I love a variety of Metal, but personally tend towards the more extreme genres
I have performed weddings (so far) for members of
Sinate, Bulletbelt, Calvary, Carnal, Hadees Drudge, The Rising Tide
Religion
I see myself as a Non-Theistic Satanist
But, Don't be too freaked out, that really means I am an Atheist with a general dislike for religion,
It DOES NOT mean I worship the devil, I don't believe in a god or a devil
However, I am happy to perform weddings for people from any religion, or lack of
I have performed both Christian (although it was weird for me) and Satanic ceremonies
As well as Pagan and Heathen themed
Even a Game of Thrones wedding following the Old Gods.
One other thing that is certain, I will be wearing my rings :)
If your wedding involves V8s or hot rods and your first dance is to Slayer, your day will be awesome.
If you walk a little more on the normal side, I can be that too, and your day will still be awesome.
I just won't wear a pretty floral dress and jacket for you. Or will I?
I do a wide variety of weddings, but like my number plate says, I see myself as an "extreme wedding specialist"
When you really need someone to turn up with black robes and summon infernal forces to bear witness,
then proclaim "Hail Satan" then email me.
Want a celebrant that will write your "love story" and have a huge list of beautiful love poems to read from, maybe I'm not the one for you, I do have have readings and poems, but feel if I tell the story of how you met and feel in love, firstly the ceremony could be long and boring,
secondly what will the people making speeches at the reception have left to say.
I'm always up for a challenge, so let me know your most unusual idea, I'm sure to be down for anything.
I have been a celebrant since 2012. The first wedding I did was for a friend's daughter in their backyard.
I'm that kind of guy who can be as casual as you want. I still take my role as an officiant seriously though.
I've married MC club members, same sex couples, second timers and mad Pokemon fans.
I grew up in Whanganui and Hamilton, but spent the majority of my life in Auckland.
In 2014, I relocated to the Kapiti Coast, now I'm back in Whanganui.
My main money earner back then was driving trucks.
Now I spend most of my time working on our heritage listed building.
If you want to put together your wedding with me, we will write some fantastic vows and give you a great wedding service with all your friends and family.
Or just 2 witnesses. (My wife is available free of charge. Not to marry, but to be a witness).
I'm that kind of guy who can be as casual as you want. I still take my role as an officiant seriously though.
I've married MC club members, same sex couples, second timers and mad Pokemon fans.
I grew up in Whanganui and Hamilton, but spent the majority of my life in Auckland.
In 2014, I relocated to the Kapiti Coast, now I'm back in Whanganui.
My main money earner back then was driving trucks.
Now I spend most of my time working on our heritage listed building.
If you want to put together your wedding with me, we will write some fantastic vows and give you a great wedding service with all your friends and family.
Or just 2 witnesses. (My wife is available free of charge. Not to marry, but to be a witness).