Married With Metal
My wife Trudy, suggested I become a wedding celebrant. And like any good husband I did what she said.
I don't do this just for the money. I do it for the experience.
I'm well organised, have a shit tonne of stories to tell, and I don't judge.
A wedding with a twist, or should I say twisted weddings, always get a hell yeah!!
Other than doing what my wife tells me, my interests are
Cars -
I like a wide variety of cars, a cool car is a cool car regardless of country of origin or manufacturer
I own 84 XF Fairmont that is nearly ready to hit the road
67 XR Falcon, that is a long term project, is 26 years so far long term?
77 Chev Caprice Classic X Hearse, it's drivable, but rust has taken its soul :(
and a shed full of body shells on the "one day" list
Heavy Metal
I love a variety of Metal, but personally tend towards the more extreme genres
I have performed weddings (so far) for members of
Sinate, Bulletbelt, Calvary, Carnal and Hadees Drudge
Religion
I see myself as a Non-Theistic Satanist
But, Don't be too freaked out, that really means I am an Atheist with a general dislike for religion,
It DOES NOT mean I worship the devil, I don't believe in a god or a devil
However, I am happy to perform weddings for people from any religion, or lack of
I have performed both Christian (although it was weird for me) and Satanic ceremonies
As well as Pagan and Heathen themed
Even a Game of Thrones wedding following the Old Gods.
One other thing that is certain, I will be wearing my rings :)
If your wedding involves V8s or hot rods and your first dance is to Slayer, your day will be awesome.
If you walk a little more on the normal side, I can be that too, and your day will still be awesome. I just won't wear a pretty floral dress and jacket for you. Or will I?
I do a wide variety of weddings, but like my number plate says, I see myself as an "extreme wedding specialist"
When you really need someone to turn up with black robes and summon infernal forces to bear witness,
then proclaim "Hail Satan" then email me.
Want a celebrant that will write your "love story" and have a huge list of beautiful love poems to read from, maybe I'm not the one for you, I do have have readings and poems, but feel if I tell the story of how you met and feel in love, firstly the ceremony could be long and boring,
secondly what will the people making speeches at the reception have left to say.
If you walk a little more on the normal side, I can be that too, and your day will still be awesome. I just won't wear a pretty floral dress and jacket for you. Or will I?
I do a wide variety of weddings, but like my number plate says, I see myself as an "extreme wedding specialist"
When you really need someone to turn up with black robes and summon infernal forces to bear witness,
then proclaim "Hail Satan" then email me.
Want a celebrant that will write your "love story" and have a huge list of beautiful love poems to read from, maybe I'm not the one for you, I do have have readings and poems, but feel if I tell the story of how you met and feel in love, firstly the ceremony could be long and boring,
secondly what will the people making speeches at the reception have left to say.
I have been a celebrant since 2012. The first wedding I did was for a friend's daughter in their backyard. I'm that kind of guy who can be as casual as you want. I still take my role as an officiant seriously though. I've married MC club members, same sex couples, second timers and mad Pokemon fans.
I grew up in Whanganui and Hamilton, but spent the majority of my life in Auckland.
In 2014, I was relocated to the Kapiti Coast. My main money earner back then was driving trucks.
Now I renovate houses with my wife. It's the dream team.
If you want to put together your wedding with me, we will write some fantastic vows and give you a great wedding service with all your friends and family.
Or just 2 witnesses. (My wife is available free of charge. Not to marry, but to be a witness).
I grew up in Whanganui and Hamilton, but spent the majority of my life in Auckland.
In 2014, I was relocated to the Kapiti Coast. My main money earner back then was driving trucks.
Now I renovate houses with my wife. It's the dream team.
If you want to put together your wedding with me, we will write some fantastic vows and give you a great wedding service with all your friends and family.
Or just 2 witnesses. (My wife is available free of charge. Not to marry, but to be a witness).